Corporate Dystopia Toolkit

Provides a satirical corporate dystopia toolkit with HR-related tools that parody toxic workplace behaviors through functions for requesting raises, filing complaints, scheduling inconvenient meetings, and generating corporate jargon.

Hilanet MCP provides a satirical corporate dystopia toolkit built with fastMCP, offering HR-related tools that parody toxic workplace behaviors. The implementation includes functions for requesting salary increases, filing manager complaints, scheduling inconvenient meetings, generating corporate jargon, and other humorous workplace sabotage actions. Each tool accepts specific parameters like employee names, percentages, or justifications, creating a playful commentary on office politics. The server can be run directly with npx or through npm scripts, making it easily accessible for users wanting to explore this tongue-in-cheek take on corporate culture through AI assistants.